Thursday, July 30, 2009

Adventures in the Public Domain: The Cat and Leroy

This week on The Cat and Leroy, a real deep examination of some fairly major character flaws...

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humor-blogs.com is enjoying this penultimate edition!!!

Monday, July 27, 2009

A special entry: Excuses, excuses...

Well, Monday again and after a long weekend of me being busy, guess what? I've got nothing again. But this time I have a bit of an excuse. Friday I helped a friend move and then we had some drinks. So that was fun, and injury inducing. But when you're as strong as me you don't let an injury stop you. Just a flat pack TV unit, those things a spawned from Satan's tool shed I swear. We get all the way through making it and there is one screw missing.

But that was Friday, on Saturday I had more social obligations, an engagement party to attend. It takes a hefty price to be the social butterfly I am kids. But some one has to do it. So some drinks some food, and a few spews later, I find myself in bed on Sunday morning, wondering why my mouth is so dry and whether, I'm really hungry... or I need to spew again. I was hungry. Hooray.

Yeah that's right I got drunk on the weekend and didn't write anything to post here, yes, yes, very mature of me I know but hell someone has to do it. I will say this though, having a spew whilst drunk isn't anywhere near as bad as while sober is it. Of course you're completely unaware of the smattering of yak located on different parts of your clothing. But the actual process, its almost as easy as breathing. But in case you're wondering what kind of drunk I am I'm very considerate, I even got a ride home in the back of my friends Ute because I didn't want to be visited by the vomit fairy in his car, aren't I nice...

humor-blogs.com would like to advocate responsible consumption of alcohol

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Adventures in the Public Domain: The Cat and Leroy

This week on the Cat and Leroy, Diamante and other mysterious things...

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humor-blogs.com can't believe he actually missed an entire thought bubble... does he pay no attention at all to what he's doing?

Monday, July 20, 2009

MicroFiction: Pengrove and Goran

“Yes, you should be worried, deep in your shelter you may be safe but the rest of the world will perish and it will be on your head” Pengrove screamed maniacally laughing as he did.

“Damn you Dr Pengrove what are you planning this time?” The President questioned worryingly, he sat behind his desk his advisers lined up either side looking just as worried and curious. Meanwhile Pengrove and Goran on the other side of the world fiddled with the last few adjustments on their machine.

“This my dear Mr President in the Arcturus Laser... with this we shall freeze the very earth you walk on.” Pengrove said holding his arms out to his side, gesturing as if he was enclosing the entire globe in his grasp.

“Power it up Goran and let's show them what it can do” He smirked stepping aside.

“Let's” Goran replied lazily wandering over to the control panel and flicking some switches, the lights leading up the side of the laser powered on, and it started to hum and vibrate. A ball of energy gathering at the firing end of the laser. Suddenly it sparked and shorted, the lights flickered then with a loud crack the laser buzzed and died on the spot. Pengrove looked at Goran, and breathed out loudly trying to hide his disappointment.

“Shit!” Goran said under his breathe. “Gimme a second”

“One moment” Pengrove said walking in front of the camera, trying to hide what was going on behind him. On the other end of the conversation the silence became a little awkward several advisers ducking away to get something to eat from the table in the room.

“So... how's the family” Pengrove asked trying to break the uncomfortable silence.

“Good, good... and yours?” The President asked back

“Dead... or in Nicaragua... one or the other” Pengrove answered with a quizzical look on his face. Behind him Goran's angry yelps and threats to the machine started to become louder.

“Fucking god damned Theron fuses” He screamed loudly sliding out from under the machine and walking out of frame.

“Ummm, we're going to get back to you, things don't seem to be running that well” Pengrove said taking a step back and a long look at his comrade wandering around throwing his tools around the laboratory.

“So... lets give it a few days” He said next nodding

“Oh it can't be Tuesday, I have a golf game with Pinochet” The President answered remembering his appointment.

“Ohhh... yeah, keep an eye on his score card he likes to be creative” Pengrove answered, laughing for a second, with the President. But they soon stopped and the silence was awkward again, Pengrove stepped over to the camera hastily

“Ahhh... okay bye”...

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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Adventures in the Public Domain: The Cat and Leroy

This week on the Cat and Leroy, smooth landings?

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Monday, July 13, 2009

A special entry: CRICKET



Ah Monday, the one day of the week that heartily gives a big middle finger to the weekend. And once again, I'm just plum out of shit to post. So this is another slap up Monday humdinger. Maybe I just shouldn't bother if that's going to be the standard. Eh who cares. So after watching a bunch of whinging royalists scram and cheer at the prospect of a draw in the firs ashes test last night, I figure that test match cricket needs to be fixed.

I'm quite sick of all these non result draw games. It was quite frustrating watching the England team play for a draw from day three onwards. YOU CHEATING FUCKERS... no, that's not nice, stay calm now. Breath, in and out in and out. Anyway, after watching that I figured there was a few ways I could help out and make sure Australia is never wronged again, well apart from England using South Africans for their national team. Or the steroids they are obviously on.

So plan one, quite simply, first innings is 150 overs, the second is 100. You play to the over limit, or till you lose all your wickets. In the case of a draw, which would be highly unlikely, you just go down to whoever got the most wickets. Simple isn't it...

Plan two not so much. Firstly, and maybe controversially, we do away with the need for a ball, a pitch the stumps and the bench. Both teams of eleven take the field at the same time, and then, quite simply its on. A fight to the DEATH. Of course we need umpires, but we place them on Segue Scooters and have them patrolling the grounds looking at penalties. Yes we still need rules, we're not animals after all.



In the event of a penalty taking place, the team who has been fouled is then allowed to bring its twelfth man on. A Super modified genetic mutant with blades covering its body. Of course there is a time limit to this penalty. And its likely the super mutant will have to be contained with an electrified collar, much the way the Australian team used to handle Andrew Symonds... awrh mean... sorry Symo we love you buddy. Then its the last team standing wins, its quite simple really, of course it would mean a lot more people would needed to be selected for a touring party. But I think there is serious promise there.

Plan three... ducks...

humor-blogs.com loves cricket, it's far better than baseball, but then again getting punched in the throat is better than baseball...

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Adventures in the Public Domain: The Cat and Leroy

This week on The Cat and Leroy, the black text returns, and Pokemon?

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humor-blogs.com is glad he was paying attention when he did this one...

Monday, July 06, 2009

This is a title...

So guess what, as of now, this post, the one you're reading, I've posted 250 poorly worded hardly amusing musings to this little Internet portal thingy. Ah the memories I have from it to, the horrible, worthless memories. Its hardly anything that will be of any use to me is it. Its not exactly going to get the girlies to drop the frillies, unless I'm really hanging out with the wrong people. OK enough waffle here's a top ten list to celebrate the fact I've wasted probably about 100,000 words on this shit of a site.

Top ten things you didn't know about me!
1. I hate tennis, its pointless. On the scale of the most pointless sports its right up there with... croquet... shit I don't know. If you're going to have two people competing in a physical competition, why not carry it to its logical conclusion and just have them fight to the death. Far more entertaining... or netball, netball is awesome.

2. I'm out of ideas already...

3. I love chocolate, and cake, and combinations of the two. If I had to choose between cake and ice cream for the rest of my life, I'd choose cake. Not funny or interesting really... but I don't care

4. I seriously considered writing a review for a skin movie I watched recently, and posting it here. If the one real sex scene hadn't been so explicit I probably would have. Would have been both interesting and uncomfortable wouldn't it.

5. I've started doing pilates-esque exercising... as of tomorrow I'll be handing in my penis.

6. My favorite animal is the octopus. Did you know they can travel out of water and fit into a space an eighth of their original size. And they make awesome comedy hats in cartoons.

7. I often make references to things in my posts that I know none of you are getting. Either because you haven't seen dragon ball z or you weren't there when me and my friends originally made the joke... so smell me nana you rassy chat.

8. No seriously I've got nothing left...

9. I use open office instead of word... I'm not sure how the spell check works and its been about three months. So I'm pretty much relying on the blogger spellcheck.

10. 'If you're looking for the one that fucked your mom'... yeah that was me... ok so no it wasn't but seriously I'm tapped and it was playing in the song I'm listening to. Tell me what song it was and who sung it and you can appear in your choice of the Saturday Serial, Adventures in the Public Domain (The Cat and Leroy + others), or Talk to Liam... So since no one will bother looks like I'm free and clear.

So cheer up honkies, enjoy your week.

humor-blogs.com is concerned about the state of things...

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Adventures in the Public Domain: The Cat and Leroy

This week on the Cat and Leroy, Salad and action... it's just like Sizzler.

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humor-blogs.com swears that writing was red, but it can't have been, he always pays so much attention to things like that... and if it was he would have fixed it, it's not as if he saw it and thought, ahhh fuck it, it's close enough...